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Appetite for Deductions Tee

SKU: 5684363_15114
Regular price $29.00
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    • Description

      Welcome to the jungle, baby. You’re gonna… pay off your high-interest debt!

      We’ve taken the most dangerous album cover in rock history and remixed it for the most dangerous financial trap in history: Compound Interest. Just like the original band, debt is chaotic, loud, and will absolutely trash your hotel room (and your credit score).

      Wear this shirt as a reminder to take yourself down to the Paradise City (where the grass is green and the balances are zero). Don't be a victim of the Nightrain of bad spending.

      The Liner Notes:
      100% ring-spun cotton (Softer than your resolve to not order taquitos).
      Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (Heavy duty, like an audit).
      Garment-dyed for a vintage "I survived 29% APR" look.
      Relaxed fit to keep you cool while Kaleb screams at you.

      Size guide

        WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches) SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches)
      S 18 ¼ 26 ⅝ 16 ¼
      M 20 ¼ 28 17 ¾
      L 22 29 ⅜ 19
      XL 24 30 ¾ 20 ½
      2XL 26 31 ⅝ 21 ¾
      3XL 27 ¾ 32 ½ 23 ¼
      4XL 29 ¾ 33 ½ 24 ⅝
        WIDTH (cm) LENGTH (cm) SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm)
      S 46.4 67.6 41.3
      M 51.4 71.1 45
      L 55.9 74.6 48.3
      XL 61 78.1 52
      2XL 66 80.3 55.3
      3XL 70.5 82.6 59
      4XL 75.6 85 62.6

    Description

    Welcome to the jungle, baby. You’re gonna… pay off your high-interest debt!

    We’ve taken the most dangerous album cover in rock history and remixed it for the most dangerous financial trap in history: Compound Interest. Just like the original band, debt is chaotic, loud, and will absolutely trash your hotel room (and your credit score).

    Wear this shirt as a reminder to take yourself down to the Paradise City (where the grass is green and the balances are zero). Don't be a victim of the Nightrain of bad spending.

    The Liner Notes:
    100% ring-spun cotton (Softer than your resolve to not order taquitos).
    Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (Heavy duty, like an audit).
    Garment-dyed for a vintage "I survived 29% APR" look.
    Relaxed fit to keep you cool while Kaleb screams at you.

    Size guide

      WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches) SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches)
    S 18 ¼ 26 ⅝ 16 ¼
    M 20 ¼ 28 17 ¾
    L 22 29 ⅜ 19
    XL 24 30 ¾ 20 ½
    2XL 26 31 ⅝ 21 ¾
    3XL 27 ¾ 32 ½ 23 ¼
    4XL 29 ¾ 33 ½ 24 ⅝
      WIDTH (cm) LENGTH (cm) SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm)
    S 46.4 67.6 41.3
    M 51.4 71.1 45
    L 55.9 74.6 48.3
    XL 61 78.1 52
    2XL 66 80.3 55.3
    3XL 70.5 82.6 59
    4XL 75.6 85 62.6